Meet Chippie. He looks cute, doesn’t he?

Don’t be fooled — he’s really a boiling cauldron of rage.

How do I know this? I found out the other day, when Sophie, in a fit of anger, informed me (in a very calm voice, mind you) that “Chippie is going to slap you in the face.”

I used to let Chippie sleep in Sophie’s bed. Now he cools his murderous little chipmunk heels in the toybox, underneath all the heavy toys. Serves him right.

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